Rooney to Arsenal won’t happen and 3 leave at the end of June.

Good morning, folks. Today I bring tidings of joy – to a certain extent. Sebastien Squillaci (Thank Christ), Denilson (No big loss) and Andrey Arshavin (Shame) will all be leaving the hallowed turf of The Emirates once their contracts expire at the end of the month. Squillaci and Denilson I…

Arsenal to secure the most astonishing swoop in mankind’s documented history.

Morning all, having taken myself a pleasant little break – I say “pleasant” in the loosest sense of the word – it’s time to get down to the business of blogging on a daily basis. The only trouble with such a noble pursuit at this time of year is the…

England, Denilson, van Persie, Germany, Ozil, Italy and bits.

Morning, Earthlings. Having previously stated to you England at the Euros was of little interest to me, I now find myself swept away by things and – dare I say it – that old familiar feeling in my stomach of brewing nerves and excitement is very much present. I’m looking…

Clearing out the ‘trash’ at Arsenal to make way for new signings.

Afternoon, darlings. You all look lovely today. A lot has been made in recent weeks about potential incomings. In order for those we covet to arrive, there must be a few heading in the opposite direction. The “deadwood” as they are affectionately referred – I say ‘affectionately’ with a huge…