United Depay The Price And Summer Exits At Arsenal.

Morning, folks. My bowels are remarkably consistent. 30 minutes upon waking up is the time I head to the lavatory for my morning ablutions and it’s often an enjoyable, detoxing experience. This particular morning has been harrowing. Whether the core reason lies with something I ate last night is debatable…

Diaby Is The Answer To All Our Troubles And Pilfering Stan Kroenke.

Morning, folks. Having just this moment completed the arduous trek from my home to Kwik Fit to drop off Clarence (Yes – I have a name for my car. Don’t judge me) it is with a sense of great accomplishment I throw myself into today’s entry. Firstly, I should briefly…

Diaby’s Reception, Ramsey’s Rocket and Jenkinson’s Magnificent Celebration

Morning, folks. Well, that’s it then; another Premiership season all over. Seems to have flown by, doesn’t it? What occurred might not have been to our wishes as Arsenal fans, but few could dispute it’s been a season without talking points and the occasional flash of brilliance. As expected, for…

Hot Cesc In The Arse, RoboDiaby, FA Cup and More.

Morning, folks. I was intending to write a review of yesterday’s game, but opted against doing so. Why? Becuase it was breathtakingly uneventful in the way only meaningless fixtures at the end of the season can be. Players sauntered around casually and neither side looked especially keen on busting a…

No Cescy-time and Arsenal should allow Diaby to leave.

Good morning, darlings. Let’s get all the fluff out of the way first, shall we. Cesc Fabregas, the little furry-faced rascal, probably won’t be rejoining Arsenal. Such a thing was always a unlikely notion. Having spent 8 years proudly and majestically strutting around our midfield, he left. He opted to…

Fully fit squad, Ba Humbug, and other news.

Evening (again) folks. At the present, I’m sick as a dog. I usually post sat up, and with a glint of delight twinkling in my eye. At the moment, I’m typing from underneath the covers trying to stifle vomiting long enough to string something mildly coherent together. Your sympathetic comments…

Wilshere, Jenkinson, Gibbs, Rosicky, injuries, and the endless speculation about January.

Morning, folks. For those of you assuming I write and post on the day – I don’t. I’m at home now at 4.30pm on Thursday beginning what will be today’s post. When this eventually gets published, I’ll be at work getting annoyed and giving serious consideration to punching people/products/animals in…