Djourou’s off to Germany: players out means players in.

Afternoon, collective Gooner lifeforms. It’s going to be deliciously brief today, darlings. I have a day of hedonism planned. I introduced my girlfriend to The Dark Knight Rises last night. She loved it. Today, I’m donning a curious mask and setting about holding Bristol to ransom with a rotating nuclear…

Wilshere, Djourou, Giroud, John Terry, Fabianski, and Robin van Persie, you filthy swine.

Morning folks. Yesterday wasn’t an all-action news day. Of main interest to Gooners will be the news of Jack Wilshere’s potential inclusion in the squad to travel to Carrow Road. It’s been documented by quite a few folks, but without anything in the way of fact or reason to back…

Eng-er-land, Giroud, Djourou, moaning, Hill-Wood and news

Morning, lovelies. If you’re of the patriotic persuasion – and English – , then today is the day the Euros really begin. 5-o-clock today, England kick off their campaign against France. I’m off to my friend’s house to enjoy curry and considerable swearing at the television – the vast majority…

Djourou could leave, M’Vila could be off and site news.

Evening, folks. It’s been a busy day today. By now, I’m sure you’ll have noticed The Armchair Gooner has a new address. Hopefully, such a thing will spell growth and a bright future for this here ol’ drivel I produce. In Arsenal news, Johan Djourou – he of the enormous…