Coventry Dispatched, Podolski, Zelalem and a Desperate Draxler.

Morning, folks. One of the perils working as a Chef is the frequency with which you’re required to handle very sharp utensils. Yesterday, whilst handling the aforementioned, I managed to slice through a couple of fingers on my right hand. Painful, and the side effect that I’m just realising is…

Draxler looks tasty, defenders required and a few other bits.

Morning folks. Not knowing all that much about Julian Draxler, I decided the best thing to do would be a little research. Scouring through the many, many YouTube videos in which he’s featured – including a’Welcome to Arsenal‘ – I found myself to be very impressed. Some have stated he…

The Chronicles of Draxler. Draxler Does Dallas. RoboDraxler. The Draxler Identity.

Morning, folks. There may be a storm brewing. If you take a quick glance out of the nearest window, the horizon might show an enormous cloud of sh*t headed in the direction of your humble abode. This almighty cumulonimbus of faeces is a peculiar sight brought about by the interminable…

Replacements for Theo and adding insult to injury.

Morning, all. Remember what I was saying yesterday about an unexpected and huge news story appearing out of the blue to give us something to talk about until Monday’s game at Villa? It happened. I wish I hadn’t said anything. By now, all of you will be fully aware that…

Flirting by Draxler and the smiling face of Santi Cazorla.

Morning, you lot. There’s much going on today, and I have precious little time. This post will not contain all that much of my now-customary blathery beginnings, but like a sexual encounter mere moments before I’m due to leave for work, I’ll get to the important stuff as quickly as…