Jamie Vardy, Make Up Your Damn Mind And The Start Of Euro2016

Morning, folks. Now, we should address the most important thing first. Where have I been? I made a solemn oath to write this delicious blog each and every single day. However, I’ve broken that oath – a sacred oath between blogger and readers that goes back for generations. The reason?…

Internationals, England, Crocked Ozil And Ghetto Arsene.

Morning, folks. Since the weekend’s thoroughly deflating defeat to Chelsea, I’ve not really felt like posting anything. This isn’t due to a sense of bitterness or overwhelming despair for the fortunes of my favourite team – not at all. Often blogging becomes tricky when my attentions are focused elsewhere. That…

The Danny Welbeck Signing; Taking Stock.

Morning, folks. As I ordinarily do, I’m writing this the night before publication. Quite why I feel the need to inform you of a regularity is beyond me, but I’ve started typing and can’t be arsed to go back and begin afresh. Pointless opening. Start again. Morning, folks! I watched…

Arsenal Bid £50m For Mega Trans…. Oh, wait….

Morning, boys ‘n’ girls, and kitty katz, as I imagine kitty katz take great measures to ensure they read this blog. Now that the horrors of the transfer window are but a speck in the rear-view mirror of the Arsenal juggernaut, suddenly the talking points appear to have dried up.…

£25m bid for Griezmann and Jack misses 6 weeks.

Afternoon, folks. There’s some extra bits of news today I thought, seeing as I have a little burst of free time, I’d share with you, if you’ve not already read of the events (you most probably have). Firstly, the injury curse that has struck Arsenal with such maddening regularity has…

5 Things I Learned From Last Night’s Internationals

Morning, folks. Last night saw international friendlies. Not just your bog-standard friendly match, no, utterly pointless ones 3 days before we play an FA Cup quarter-final with Everton. The Football Association in England certainly seem to take great pride in choosing the most inconvenient and moronic time for schedule a…