Arsenal sign Bristolian! Eng-er-land, uber-Bendtner, news and more…

Morning folks. Internationals… I’m supposed to be patriotic, to become enthused and excitable when my national team takes to the field. Regardless of whom may be selected, club bias should be cast aside in favour of the good of the English team. Balls. I make no secret of my absolute…

More tremendous transfer kerfuffle and did an international game take place last night?

Afternoon fellow Arsenalites (that should be a word used more often), Did you watch the England game last night? I didn’t. Not only did I fail to watch a single second of what I’m certain was an epically dull affair, I managed to completely forget there was an international match…

Mertesacker, Koscielny, Cazorla, Giroud, Fabregas, FIFA, and England.

Morning, folks. It was quite an interesting night last night. International football can usually be relied upon to present us with a stark reminder of how much better club football is. Of course,  it should be noted that, on the rarest of occasions, it can provide some talking points and…

Another player injured on international duty, The Ox, England and stuff.

Afternoon folks. That dreaded injury curse has once again struck. Such was my complete lack of interest, I only caught the occasional glimpse of England’s game last night – I watched Jet Li in ‘Unleashed’ instead – so I’ve had to rustle around various sites for a bit of information…

Spurs want Theo, Euro 2012 final, transfer news and stuff.

Afternoon/evening folks. Apologies for my lack of product yesterday. I had one of those days . You know the ones I mean? It was one of those occasions where Murphy’s law applies – “if anything can go wrong, it will”. But I have triumphantly returned to hear of new Spurs…

Penalties, despair, ineptitude, Wilshere, Oxlade-Chamberian, vitriol and more.

Morning, folks. Football can be a cruel mistress. Just as she builds up your hopes, as expectations grow and hope appears on the horizon; she kicks you square in the testicles. Those of us who love the beautiful game have all experienced the crushing low a defeat can bring –…

England, Denilson, van Persie, Germany, Ozil, Italy and bits.

Morning, Earthlings. Having previously stated to you England at the Euros was of little interest to me, I now find myself swept away by things and – dare I say it – that old familiar feeling in my stomach of brewing nerves and excitement is very much present. I’m looking…