Unscathed Dutchmen, Abhorrent national teams and Cameron Diaz’s use of the ‘C’ word.

Greetings!! To one, to all, I extend the fairest of morning wishes. Did you cast your peepers over the England game last night? Did you sit there in the dark, clutching a pillow and hiding behind the sofa every time ‘Scotty’ Parker shambled within 6 feet of Robin van Persie?…