Everton, Premiership (H): Team News And Starting XI

Afternoon, folks. After yesterday’s silliness, it’s time for me to at least try and be a little more serious. There’s a little something called a competitive football match happening today and that seems to have been lost in amongst endless transfers rumours and players moving here, there and everywhere. Now…

Sanchez For Mkhitaryan And Walcott To Everton?

Afternoon, folks. I’ve a couple of days off and really beginning to get myself back into this whole blogging malarkey. So, with that in mind I figured I’d put fingers to keyboard and offer up some of my views on the player recruitment rumours I’ve seen sat here at my…

Eddie NketiahMessiRonaldo And Arsenal’s Sensationally Unpredictable Form.

Hello, friends. Apologies for my recent absence. Sometimes these things occur. I had only the best intention, but, alas, my time was taken from me by that most irksome and intrusive of events; my gainful employment. In the week or so since I last treated you to some of my…

Another Terrible Performance. Can You Defend Arsene Wenger?

Evening folks. It’s a shame my return isn’t under better circumstances. I had high hopes I’d be penning/typing a post-game report full of glowing praise and dreams of things to come. I shan’t be doing that. Instead I have the pleasure of detailing a performance that was monumentally bloody awful.…

Ozil, Arteta, Sanogo, Giroud and Vermaelen All Play Part In Huge Cup Win.

Morning, folks. Feels glorious, doesn’t it. That sweeping euphoria of knowing that Arsenal have not let you down and that we will be front and centre when Wembley hosts the semi-finals. Whatever you may think about games other than the final taking place at the national stadium, being able to…

FA Cup: Everton (h) – Team News, Thoughts And Predicted Starting XI

Morning, folks. Picture the scene; a tall, gangly Bristoilan barely able to keep his eyes open is writing this post at 3am. Having spent the night playing poker and occasionally bursting into glorious dance to records by Ke$ha – that happened, deal with it – I’m absolutely shattered, but instead of…

Mesut Bashing, Double Pivots And The Power Of The Chocolate Digestive.

Morning, folks. There is a pep to my step brought about my the onset of warmer climes. Whilst Spring and Summer may not be upon us yet, the scent is in the air, wafting across the wind pleasantly like the sensation of passing a decent burger joint at 3 in…

Sanogo for the Cup, Giroud’s Philandering and a Summer of Changes

Morning, folks. As you might imagine, the Stoke defeat is still firmly sticking in the throat of many. Losing is one thing, it happens, but when the display is so toothless and inept at a time it needed to be anything but, you can understand why the folks out there…