The wonderfully fickle world of the Arsenal supporter.

Evening all. Christmas, aye? This time of the year is a bloody nightmare for those of us entrenched within the hospitality industry. The main reason for my lengthy absence from blogging is working long hours and feeling decidedly under the weather because of this. However, my return is triumphant –…

Fellaini for £23m, Spectacularly over-rated keeper and Uzbekistan’s finest.

Morning, folks. Today represents something of an oddity; there are quite a few stories to talk about. Granted – they’re not exactly dripping with truth, and set in tablets of stone, but I’ll take what I can get. First up is Everton’s Belgian enforcer, Marouane Fellaini. He of the ridiculous…

Arsenal 4-1 Wigan: One down, one to go. Champions League here we come (hopefully…).

Morning folks. It’s been a funny old week, hasn’t it. Managers have left on the back of a good run of success, players have revolted, relegated teams go down with an FA Cup victory, and 2013/2014 Premier League betting odds have fluctuated on a daily basis accordingly. It seems no…

Arsenal 0-0 Everton; a place in the drawer marked ‘deplore’ for a no score bore draw…

Morning folks. Before we begin, I felt it only fair to give you all a moment to offer me rapturous applause for the quite magnificent rhyme I dropped into today’s title. Go ahead… *Waits patiently* What? No thunderous clapping and squeals of unbridled appreciation and admiration? What do you mean…

Everton (h): team news, thoughts and predicted starting XI

Afternoon boys ‘n’ girls. There are 6 games remaining for us to secure a Champions League place, and tonight’s is the toughest and the most important – the visit of United would be considered the sternest test ordinarily, but there is a great deal more riding on this game. Everton…

Goetze and friends for £70m, confidence in the squad and early Everton views.

Morning folks. With a delicious 3 points in the bag ahead of tomorrow’s crucial fixture with the Toffees, Monday morning is that little bit brighter than normal. As this season draws to close the papers have inevitably turned their attentions to the scramble for gleaning hope and optimism from fans…

Sagna out, Wenger in, Vermaelen gushy and the importance of bouncing back.

Evening folks. I’d like my current relationship with Arsenal to the one I share with my cat. I love that silly cat. She’s adorable. Then she shits on the carpet and I want to bloody throttle her. Against Bayern and Blackburn, Arsenal well and truly shit on the carpet, and…

Walcott, Ramsey, Koscielny, Giroud, and a 1-1 score-draw that’s better than a 0-0 bore-draw.

Morning folks. Before our past two games, I would have been very happy with a points total of four – a draw at Everton being the one point. I wouldn’t say I was too upset with the manner of our result last night, but it certainly shows poor we were…