Diaby’s Reception, Ramsey’s Rocket and Jenkinson’s Magnificent Celebration

Morning, folks. Well, that’s it then; another Premiership season all over. Seems to have flown by, doesn’t it? What occurred might not have been to our wishes as Arsenal fans, but few could dispute it’s been a season without talking points and the occasional flash of brilliance. As expected, for…

Koscielny Signs New Deal (allegedly) And 4th Isn’t Good Enough.

Morning, folks. It’s a slow, slooooowwwww news day today. Such is the nature of the time of year. When your beloved team are out of the running for an as-yet undecided league title, the stories circulating focus almost entirely on that. Arsenal, it seems, are very much a secondary thought…

Hot Cesc In The Arse, RoboDiaby, FA Cup and More.

Morning, folks. I was intending to write a review of yesterday’s game, but opted against doing so. Why? Becuase it was breathtakingly uneventful in the way only meaningless fixtures at the end of the season can be. Players sauntered around casually and neither side looked especially keen on busting a…

An “Awful, Shambolic, Woeful” Victory Is Still A Victory. Enjoy It, Folks.

Morning, folks. After such an enforced hiatus, it’s pleasing to return to your fair screens with something pleasant to discuss. Yesterday’s triumph certainly won’t go down in the annals of history as Arsenal’s crowning accomplishment, but given the manner in which things have fallen apart in recent weeks, I, quite…

Arsenal Have Won Absolutely NOTHING Yet….

Morning. folks. Sounds like a morose title. It isn’t. Think of it more as me adopting an air of caution to what I write. It is excellent that Wigan defied expectation to knock Man City out of the FA Cup and, undoubtedly, the competition is a genuinely fantastic opportunity to…

Ozil, Arteta, Sanogo, Giroud and Vermaelen All Play Part In Huge Cup Win.

Morning, folks. Feels glorious, doesn’t it. That sweeping euphoria of knowing that Arsenal have not let you down and that we will be front and centre when Wembley hosts the semi-finals. Whatever you may think about games other than the final taking place at the national stadium, being able to…

FA Cup: Everton (h) – Team News, Thoughts And Predicted Starting XI

Morning, folks. Picture the scene; a tall, gangly Bristoilan barely able to keep his eyes open is writing this post at 3am. Having spent the night playing poker and occasionally bursting into glorious dance to records by Ke$ha – that happened, deal with it – I’m absolutely shattered, but instead of…

Mesut Bashing, Double Pivots And The Power Of The Chocolate Digestive.

Morning, folks. There is a pep to my step brought about my the onset of warmer climes. Whilst Spring and Summer may not be upon us yet, the scent is in the air, wafting across the wind pleasantly like the sensation of passing a decent burger joint at 3 in…