Arsenal Want Doucoure, Edinburgh And Magnificent Fan Bickering.

Evening, all. Apologies for not being around the past 3 days. I had a fabulous stag weekend in Edinburgh that was, unfortunately, cut somewhat short by a nasty viral infection of my throat which left me a shambling, incompetent excuse of a man that slept for 15 hours the next…

Those Pesky Foreign Fans Are Ruining Arsenal’s Atmosphere At The Emirates…

Evening, folks. Apologies for the absence of a post yesterday, but I wasn’t really in the mood to be honest. I’d like to offer you a plethora of acceptable reasons for missing entires, but I’d be offering mendacious words. I could spin a lengthy yarn about how I single-handedly fought…

Jamie Vardy, Make Up Your Damn Mind And The Start Of Euro2016

Morning, folks. Now, we should address the most important thing first. Where have I been? I made a solemn oath to write this delicious blog each and every single day. However, I’ve broken that oath – a sacred oath between blogger and readers that goes back for generations. The reason?…

Why That Abuse Of Arsene Video Should Be Completely Ignored.

Morning, folks. You’ve most probably seen the video of Arsenal ‘fans’ booing and abusing Arsene Wenger at a train station in Stoke. If you’ve not, I’m not going to link to it. My advice would be to save yourself wasting 30 seconds of your life watching unstoppably cretinous people spewing…

Arsenal’s starting XI for the game against Bayern Munich (match preview and team news)

Afternoon, intrepid readers. Matches don’t come much bigger than today. Maelstroms of bitterness and discontent can be put aside, petty bickering and waring factions can temporarily relent; Bayern Munich are in town. Having blundered so spectacularly on Saturday, tonight is the perfect stage to show the world the real Arsenal. Adversity…

Huge (lack of) transfers and controversial banners.

Afternoon, precious lifeforms of the Arsenal interweb. In case you’re unable to read from the picture above, the enchanting sentiment on the banner reads, “Arsene – thanks for the memories, but it’s time to say goodbye”. Lovely stuff, I’m sure you’ll agree. When it comes to our fair manager, I…

Wilshere, Podolski, Koscielny, the abuse of Ramsey, and comfortable qualification.

Afternoon, folks. We’ve qualified. Wether we top the group, or finish as runners-up remains to be seen, but Arsenal are heading into the last 16 where we’ll most probably have to play Barcelona. Last night was something of a rarity; a fairly bland and comfortable win, and one that came…