Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal: Team News, Predictions and Starting 11 – Ospina for Cech.

Morning, folks. Right off the bat, there’s some pretty big teams news. David Ospina starts in goal ahead of Petr Cech and I’m not all together sure I agree with it. Sounds a bit stupid, doesn’t it? I don’t agree with a manager of 30 years experience when the biggest…

Early Bayern Thoughts And Halftime Food.

Morning, folks. So what wonders await us in the world of Arsenal now that we’ve awoke from our respective slumbers? Well, not a huge amount. In fact, not any amount, other than the usual dross I won’t be giving any oxygen to on here. It’s moments like these in which…

Off-Form Mesut Ozil, Sharon Stone, New Podcast and Stuff.

Afternoon, folks. Just the quickest of quick updates today. It’ll be Quicketty McQuick from the Land of the Quick. The Quick and the Dead – that was a pile of sh*te. Sharon Stone as a ruthless gunslinger? A ruthless, smouldering, sexy enchantress capable of seduction and homicidal mania in equal…

More Lucas Perez, Fan TV Frivolities, Arsene Hatred And Stuff.

Morning, folks. This is the 5th time I’ve written an opening line. The previous 4 attempts were deleted to the soundtrack of derisory snorts and bellows of dissatisfaction. I’m having one of those day in which I’m unsure how to begin. Not entirely sure why. Sometimes it just happens; the…

Southampton Vs Arsenal: Guesswork Starting XI And Team News

Morning, folks. Today sees us enter into the majesty of the FA Cup. Nostalgia. Sunday afternoons in front of Match Of The Day as a child. Jumpers for goalposts. Not having to pay f*cking bills and mortgages on items you own, yet somehow invariably end up owning you. Ahhh, to…

Iwobi, Giroud, Sulkypants Alexis And It’s Positive Going Forward.

Morning, folks. This is something of a belated review. Yesterday proved troublesome as far as posting goes because my free time was taken elsewhere. However, in this particular instance, the allotted activities to my free time serves great purpose for you, the delicious reader. After a hideously long absence, myself…

Swansea Vs Arsenal: Team News, Predicted Starting 11 And More.

Afternoon, folks. After what seems like an eternity of nothingness, an abyss of darkness and non-footballyness (not a word), we have a Arsenal fixture to get our proverbial teeth stuck into. And it’s another – as they all seem to be at present – which I’d consider both vital for…

Mike Dean Is The Greatest Ref England Has Ever Seen And Roma To Sign Szczesny Permanently.

Morning, you bunch of rascals and reprobates. Thursdays, I find, are the black hole of the footballing week. Unless we’ve been in Champions League action the night before, the morning generally comprises of nothing much that’s interesting and a bit of wild speculation to keeps things ticking along until the…