Villa in town, bid turned down and reasons not to frown.

Morning, ladies and germs. The FA Cup is a great competition. Over the years, Mr. Wenger has, on occasion, viewed it as a lesser priority than either the Premiership or the Champions League, and our results have suffered accordingly. Financially, securing 4th spot in the league is important, but I…

Bac back, not Jack and Chamakh’s lack of knack in attack.

Greetings, carbon-based lifeforms. As I’m sure you’ve already heard; Jack Wilshere’s recovery from injury has suffered a setback. Some media outlets are already selling the news as the worst possible scenario; he’ll miss the rest of the season, and Euro 2012. It’s only a matter of time before The Daily…

Eden Hazard will NOT join Arsenal.

Good day to you, delicious peruser of this here blog of mine. Amidst the petty squabbles and peculiar ‘AKB’ posturing that makes up the vast Goonerverse at the moment, a great deal of chatter has surrounded rumour of Eden Hazard’s imminent signing. I don’t pretend to not secretly hope we…

Wenger out! Sack the board! Murder the entire first team squad! Arsenal crisis!

Afternoon, you happy souls… Sunday was a bitter, bitter disappointment, wasn’t it? Of course that question is entirely rhetorical. The game was poor, with the exception of a select few, our performance was poor. Worst of all, worse than losing to bloody Manchester United is the current feeling I have…

How we beat Manchester United.

Afternoon, boys and girls. Tomorrow’s game is undoubtedly a hugely important one. We all remember that shambolic day in August where words like ‘humiliation’ and ‘woeful’ barely offered an apt description. To this day, I’ve been unable to watch even a second of the game itself. The club was in…

The bewlidering world of Theo Walcott.

Good evening, you sexually provocative bunch of rascals. It’s one of those days today. I could be watching ‘El Clasico’, but the sight of Cesc gleefully exchanging passes with Messi whilst skipping about the pitch like a Rabbit in a meadow invariably fills me with resentment. Coupled with the fact…

We need a transfer. Why aren’t we getting one?

Howdy, ladies and gentleman. News broke tonight of Newcastle’s success in signing Papiss Cisse for a reported £10m. It’s a good price for a talented and fairly prolific striker, and, worst of all, he was once flirting with the fringes of Arsene Wenger’s radar. At 26, he’s a couple of…