Let’s all boo Higuain for no particular reason. What a wonderful idea that is…

Morning, folks. Doubtless to say, every group of supporters has its fair share of pillocks (my Bristolian accent really embraces that word) and ours is no different. During my daily scour of all things Arsenal, I came across a dastardly plot to boo Gonzalo Higuain when he steps out for…

Higuain gets away, angry Liverpool fans and general waffles.

Morning, folks. Typing the title for today raised a chuckle. It is with sincerity I hope that somewhere out there resides an American military strategist by the name “General Waffles”. You’ve got to remain upbeat and laugh about things, don’t you? Seemingly not if you’re a fan of Liverpool. They’re…

Brazilian Bernard, rumours, huge bids and more.

Good morning, Earth creatures. Kenneth here. *snorts* This week I have been on tour with the team in Asia. To ensure there’s plenty of that delicious transfer gossip we all crave, I infiltrated the club’s officially chartered plane before taking off, cunningly disguising myself as Per Mertsesacker’s bag of reserve…

Suarez stays, Higuain might go elsewhere…. All this madness.

Morning, folks. Today’s entry shall be brief. It’s too damn hot here to do anything. Even a task that consumes as little energy as typing is causing me to sweat. I don’t especially enjoy sweating unless there’s a very attractive woman in the vicinity. I’ve also decided I’ve had enough…

Suarez talk real, Cesc to United, rival bids and speculation.

Morning, Earthlings. James is absent today, so it’s time for some Arsenal Transfer Badger news. Since we last spoke, I’ve turned my rummaging and snuffling to Dick Law’s very fine home – it’s quite the bourgeois palace. Since Dick is nowhere to been seen at present, I’ve buried my way…

Yes, yes, ya’ll – another ‘dope’ Armchair Gooner rap for the 2k-thizzle.

Morning, homiez. This will be the last time I do one of these. This is an Arsenal blog, and should be informative to the reader, and not an excuse for me to indulge my childishness and foolishness. Well, it should also be fun, but things get tired if you do…

£40m Suarez, £25m Cesc and a whole lot of arguing.

Afternoon, folks. Apologies for today’s lateness – my place is having extensive work done, and I was unable to enter the room in which my computer is situated. It’s just a room – not “chambers”, an “office” or a “study”. It’s a room at home with a iMac in it.…

No bid for Higuain. Wait… Hang on… Maybe there is… Maybe….

Morning, all. Today I must be brief. Work calls, and as much as I don’t want to answer, I am contractually obliged to. News is sparse out there, but the one nugget to get chins wagging and tempers flaring is the peculiar revalation from Madrid’s president, Florentino Perez, that Arsenal…