No-go David Villa, no-go Huntelaar, Jack wants Theo to stay, and other news.

Morning folks! ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except… the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation” That’s always been my favourite Christmas quote. I’m sure I need not tell you which film it’s from. It has…

January: Huntelaar to come in? No-go Thierry? Walcott to stay?

Morning folks. It seems Fridays are the days reserved for gossiping. Where once you might think such an activity was the reserve of plump, opinionated trollops in social circles blabbering on about this, that, and the other, these days speculative chitter chatter is associated with football journalists. One of the…