Arsenal Lose Lacazette For Up To 6 Weeks: Arise, Sir Danny Of Welbeck.

Afternoon, folks. I’ve got plenty of free time this week as I’m off work for the next 7 days to enjoy some rest and prepare for my stag-party in Edinburgh on Saturday. With that extra time, I figured I’d post immediately about the Lacazette news instead of waiting until tomorrow.…

Pass Debuchy To The Left Hand Side. For Three Months…

Afternoon, you gorgeous bunch of scallywags. Having not been able to post recently due to limited time and other ‘exploits’ taking precedence, it is with glorious fanfare I return to your screens – I should note that those ‘exploits’ aren’t quite as saucy or debauched as it might imply. Since…

£25m bid for Griezmann and Jack misses 6 weeks.

Afternoon, folks. There’s some extra bits of news today I thought, seeing as I have a little burst of free time, I’d share with you, if you’ve not already read of the events (you most probably have). Firstly, the injury curse that has struck Arsenal with such maddening regularity has…

Replacements for Theo and adding insult to injury.

Morning, all. Remember what I was saying yesterday about an unexpected and huge news story appearing out of the blue to give us something to talk about until Monday’s game at Villa? It happened. I wish I hadn’t said anything. By now, all of you will be fully aware that…

BALLS: Theo Walcott faces 6 months on the sidelines.

Evening, boys ‘n’ girls. I don’t usually dedicate posts to news as it happens, but this one felt like something in need of reporting. I’m sure you’ve all heard the bloody awful news of the injury to Theo Walcott’s knee that will see him out for the rest of the…