Super, mega, gargantuan deal for a striker in January.

Morning, you lovely people, you. Today I thought I’d plunge my grubby paws into that oh-so murky of realms; the January transfer window. Not entirely certain why I am bothering, mind you. It’s one enormous farrago of bilge and silliness out there, and the last thing we need is another…

Arsenal entice epic £75m trio of starlets in story that is completely untrue.

Greetings. With the international break an unwelcome and tedious affair, I’ve recently been at a loss for topics to discuss. There’s only so much of my ramblings the information-hungry amongst you can take, so in the interest of being a public servant – of sorts –  I’ve spared you that.…

Arsenal aren’t going to enter the January transfer market, are they?

Good evening darlings! Apologies for my prolonged hiatus. I’m sure you’ve all missed me during my bout of illness, and thanks for all the nice messages wishing me better. It was very much appreciated. I thought I’d end my absence today by discussing the current January window. In a universe…

Arsene Wenger set to splash the cash in January. It’s all speculation, but will it happen?

Evening folks. Arsenal aren’t in the best of shape at the present, are they? Wether it be yet another moribund performance on Tuesday evening, supporter unrest, or Premier League tips favouring our absence from Champions League football next season (barring a miraculous triumph in that competition) the world of the…

WAR CHEST! We’ve got £35m in January – will Arsene spend it?

Evening beautiful people. It’s an icy Sunday night. Hooray… If there is one phrase commonly used by journalists and authors of fiction across the football writing world that makes me chuckle, it’s ‘war chest’. “Manager ‘X’ has a war chest of £50m to spend”. I don’t know about you, but…

January brings a potential splurge of delicious transfers

Morning, folks. It’s going to be another swift one today, I’m afraid; I’m still feeling like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. The dreaded man-flu still has its diabolical claws well and truly stuck in me. Seeing as Arsenal news is fairly limited, and there are rumours…