10 suitable ways to punish John Terry the FA should consider.

Hello again all. I’ve a bit of spare time, so you’re getting a special bonus post today. We all hate John Terry, don’t we? He’s a loathsome human being to the core. He sums up exactly all that is wrong with the modern footballer; he’s an arrogant, cheating, self-obssesed racist.…

M’Vila to discuss future today, Sunday’s transfer babble and the untimely death of football.

Commiserations, football fans. Against my better judgement, I sat through the Champions League final in its entirety last night. 120+ minutes elapsed, and in that time Bayern seemed to be as resigned to the inevitable as the rest of us. They tried, they squandered, but evil and the despicable triumphed…

“3 cup finals”, Almunia gets lazy, Jack at the Olympics and everything you kneed.

Wednesday morning greetings, brave souls. Chelsea has defied the odds and made it to the Champions League. Even as I’m writing some 12 hours later, I’m still having trouble getting my head round such a gruesome fact. What I’m sure will be heralded in the press as a monumental defensive…