Alexis In A Man United Shirt, Juventus After Wilshere And Arsenal’s Potential New Formation

Howdy, boys ‘n’ girls. I hope this Monday finds you happy and healthy. I’m all good, but I have witnessed something recently that I found a tad unsettling; the sight of Alexis Sanchez in a shirt other than Arsenal. Initially, when the stories of his move became more than just…

The Preening Self-Importance of Cristiano Ronaldo.

Morning, folks. There is little or no Arsenal news. Bugger all, as a matter of fact. Thankfully, for the sake of me having something to write about, there is the small matter of a Champions League semi-final. Having witnessed Barcelona’s inevitable progression at Bayern Munich on Tuesday in batches –…

Vucinic Confusion, Friday Night (Sky) Blues and Other News.

Morning, folks. I’ve some peculiar writing habits. Occasionally I wonder how you all envisage the creation of these posts. Perhaps you imagine me to be sat in a smoking jacket, delicately cradling a sniffer of brandy whilst I scribe my thoughts draped in moonlight. Alternatively, you could choose to picture…

Tiny Italian fowards, Rosicky stays and the interminable wait for football.

Morning, folks. News, news, news. There’s not a lot of news. I really don’t like Arsenal playing on a Monday. The extra little bit of rest afforded to the players is without doubt beneficial, but knowing the weekend will be filled with football action that doesn’t involve Arsenal bothers me.…

More away kit leaks, Tevez to Juventus and Gervinho assemble!

Morning folks. There’s quite a bit of stuff to get through today, so I shall put my customary platitudinous opening to one side and dive right in. Carlos Tevez is on his way to Juventus. The news broke yesterday that the Italian giants and Manchester City have agreed a fee…