Coquelin, Koscielny, Giroud, Alexis And Ozil: Contracts! Contracts?

Morning, folks. In light of not being able to produce anything for your delectation yesterday, today, you gloriously fortunate individuals will be receiving two posts. I can only imagine the feeling of excitement and euphoria seeping through your veins. It’s like Christmas morning as a 7-year-old all over again. Or…

The Next Arsenal Captain, Twitter Mayhem, Guest Posts And Other Bits.

Good morning, delightful creatures. You ever have writers block? Sometimes I suffer quite badly with it. For 10 minutes I’ve been staring at the screen of my laptop with a vacant, incredibly stupid look on my face not quite knowing where to begin. Perhaps it isn’t good blogging practice to…

Per Mertesacker; Colossus or Hapless Giraffe Skating On Ice.

Morning, folks. I’ve decided that I’m going to blog here and there, every now and then. Keeping things going on a daily basis when it’s just you is pretty tricky and I’ve a personal life as well as a hectic work schedule to contend with. Excuses, excuses… Truth is, I…

Glorious, Superb, Fantastic, Unbridled Ecstasy, We’ll Just Forget The First 10 Minutes….

Afternoon, folks. In my 35 years of residency on planet Earth, I’ve never suffered with migraines.          Like the rest of you, most probably, I assumed they we’re just a really bad headache. The past week, mainly due to a combination of heat, stress and fatigue, I’ve…

Koscielny Signs New Deal (allegedly) And 4th Isn’t Good Enough.

Morning, folks. It’s a slow, slooooowwwww news day today. Such is the nature of the time of year. When your beloved team are out of the running for an as-yet undecided league title, the stories circulating focus almost entirely on that. Arsenal, it seems, are very much a secondary thought…

Mega Contracts Ahoy; Ramsey, Cazorla, Zelalem and Maybe Koscielny.

Morning, folks. Yesterday, like a bolt from the blue, there was joyous news. Not entirely unexpected enough to warrant my use of the phrase “bolt from the blue” but a pleasant surprise nonetheless. It was confirmed by Arsenal that both Aaron Ramsey and Santi Cazolra have signed extensions to their…

The BFG And Koscielny Immense, Giroud A Bit Pants And Rosicky’s Howitzer Wins The Day.

Morning, folks. I shan’t lie to you; sitting through those 90 minutes wasn’t one of the more pleasurable experiences I’ve encountered as an Arsenal fan. Mercifully, for all their ‘heroic’ huffing and puffing, Tottenham Hotspur remain irredeemably bloody hopeless. In many sectors of the media, yesterday’s performance will be branded…

Giroud, Rosicky and Koscielny Administer Sunderland Walloping.

Morning, folks. This may well be the briefest match review you’ll read. Don’t hold it against me; I’m suffering with an astonishing lack of sleep and instead of heading to bed where I should be, I’m taking a few moments to ensure my run of posting every day in 2014…