Jack Butland Links, Swedish Deep Freeze And Red Bush

Greetings, folks. One of the hardest things I find about consistent, daily Arsenal blogging is beginning the posts when the news is, well…. at a premium. The toughest words to type invariably are the first 3-4 sentences or couple of paragraphs – which I’m accomplishing here by telling you how…

Cheating Spurs, Delayed Hangovers, I’d Like Arsene Wenger To Stay and Other Stuff.

Afternoon, folks. Yesterday morning I made a foolish boast. I claimed that after an evening of rambunctuous gin consumption, I awoke the next day without a sore head or deep sense of regret. As it turns out, the hangover had only been momentarily suspended and fully hit home around the…

When In Doubt, Ask Twitter… Why I Love Andrey Arshavin.

Evening, folks. Before beginning this scrumptious entry, I had a brainwave… With news pertinent to our beloved Arsenal being considerably short in supply, why not put out a tweet and allow those that follow me to choose the topic? The 1st reply is what I’ll blog about, whatever that may be.…

The Dangers Of Alexis Sanchez And World Cup Wonderment.

Morning, delicious Earth creatures. It’s nice to be back. As I always state when addressing you all after a prolonged absence; things have been hectic and troublesome for me in previous weeks. Such is the jarring regularity of irksome occurrences, my personal life has descended into an obstacle course in…

Hansen, Gerrard, Jimmy Saville; Your Boys Took One Hell of A Beating.

Greeting, fair peruser. Today marks the anniversary of Anfield ’89. Beneath the plethora of tat I’ve accumulated over the years on my travels lurked the DVD of that very event and I watched it in bed last night (without the accompaniment of masturbatory bliss, before any of you nefarious scallywags…

Fabianski, Ozil, Sanogo and The Ox Shine as Arsenal Progress.

Morning, folks. When I saw the team sheet for yesterday’s fixture, I wasn’t entirely sure how I felt about it. I knew the rotation was coming, with Bayern coming to town on Wednesday a few changes was inevitable. Call me a soppy old romantic, if you will, but the FA…

FA Cup: Liverpool (h) – Thoughts, Team News and Predicted Starting XI.

Morning, folks. As I might have mentioned a few times in the past, my gainful employment puts me in close proximity to 3 fevered Liverpool fans. The previous week hasn’t exactly been a barrel of laughs. Far from it, in fact; the taunts are interminable and predictably insipid. They’ve been…