Higuain, and again, and again, and again. Oh yeah – and Mannone.

Morning folks. Today’s picture is dedicated to Paddy and his splendid contribution to yesterday’s comments. The insult may not have been his own, but it was a quote from one of my favourite films of all time. I couldn’t help but love it. Right. News… There isn’t much. Most of…

Walcott, Giroud, Podolski, Mannone, Vermaelen, and more legitimate reason for concern.

Afternoon folks. First of all; apologies for the late post. I’ll begin with what I consider to be the one postive note of yesterday’s match – Olivier Giroud. Our big Frenchman is gradually looking like a real threat to opposition defences, and with the right service, he’s going to score…

Giroud, Walcott, Mannone, Cazorla, Vermaelen, and a bit of the good with a bit of the bad.

Morning folks. Had one of you politely offered a score draw away in Germany before the game started, I would have taken it. Given the game’s importance and the opposition’s quality, I would have eagerly snatched that point with no regard for the safety of your limbs. What seemed a…

Mertesacker, Gervinho, Giroud, Cazorla, Mannone, Ramsey and a cauldron of sh*t.

Afternoon folks. It’s difficult to know where to begin. I’ve spent today having to endure some pretty woeful attempts at humour from workmates – Delia Smith remarks, my splitting sides – and I’m still in something of a state of shock after yesterday’s fiasco. I didn’t see it coming; I…

Wilshere and Sagna play a full 90, and Arsenal could have keeper problems.

Morning folks. After all that hullabaloo with internationals, isn’t it mighty fine knowing that our beloved Arse are only a couple of days away? It’s quite glorious, in fact. You’ll have to forgive the shortness of today’s post. It’s one of those where time isn’t on my side. After all,…

Koscielny hates cheats and racists, Song, Mannone, Jenkinson, stuff and news.

Morning folks. Apologies for the absence yesterday, but it was one hell of a day. Upon opening up my news-box this morning, I was greeted with a story running on Sky Sports regarding Laurent Koscielny, and quite comfortably the most deplorable wretch to ever pull on a Liverpool shirt. I’m…

Theo’s contract: do you want him to stay? Mannone for No1, Arteta and other news.

Hello, delicious Earth creatures. I’m finding all this hullaballoo surrounding little Theo’s contract to be quite silly at the moment. When things were up in the air regarding a certain Dutch prat’s extension, I was resigned to us losing yet another outstanding footballer, and the team being left will a…

Official Podolski, Bruce’s Mannone love, M’Vila and other news.

Afternoon folks. This is a more acceptable time to be posting, isn’t it? Apologies are extended for the slightly wayward distribution of articles in recent weeks. I shall be striving to ensure things go back to a set time of day from hereon in. The main point of news today…