More Lucas Perez, Fan TV Frivolities, Arsene Hatred And Stuff.

Morning, folks. This is the 5th time I’ve written an opening line. The previous 4 attempts were deleted to the soundtrack of derisory snorts and bellows of dissatisfaction. I’m having one of those day in which I’m unsure how to begin. Not entirely sure why. Sometimes it just happens; the…

Let’s all brand Mesut Ozil a flop. What a wonderful idea….

Morning, folks. What a lovely Tuesday morning it is. It’s 5:05am as I’m writing, and I’m suffering a little bit of fatigue. At 6.00am I must leave the house for work with a full 2.5 hours sleep under my belt. The reason? Netflix, and Firefly. Damn you, Joss Whedon. One…

Rooney and Draxler: definitely, maybe…

Morning lovelies. If you’re into speculative stories, then the current pieces doing the rounds regarding Wayne Rooney will have caught your eye. Everyone’s favourite portly centre-foward has made it clear he wishes to leave United, and such news has put all the big guns on high alert. Chelsea, Bayern Munich…

‘Sources’ say Robin has agreed a contract with Man City. Who are these ‘sources’?

Evening, folks. I’m sure you’ve all heard the various ‘exclusives’ and such that perpetually float around news outlets. ‘Sources’ – allegedly reliable ones – say that Robin has agreed a contract with Man City – a deal that was done as far back as March. The wages are said to…