Arsenal need player ‘A’ and player ‘B’ to compete…

Morning, you splendidly attired creatures. You all look especially lovely this morning. That’s a lovely sweater-vest you have on. When things are quiet in the world of Arsenal, when footballing news is taken up with John Terry’s court fiasco; on occasion, I truly wonder what I can write that isn’t…

Official Podolski, Bruce’s Mannone love, M’Vila and other news.

Afternoon folks. This is a more acceptable time to be posting, isn’t it? Apologies are extended for the slightly wayward distribution of articles in recent weeks. I shall be striving to ensure things go back to a set time of day from hereon in. The main point of news today…

Arsenal in the transfer market: players that should/could be bought.

Evening, folks. I was having a read of Le Grove today – try not to call me a c**t for being an unabashed fan – and Pedro’s bit about Championship Manager got me to thinking. First of all, it brought back memories of how many hours I wasted on that game.…

Spurs want Theo, Euro 2012 final, transfer news and stuff.

Afternoon/evening folks. Apologies for my lack of product yesterday. I had one of those days . You know the ones I mean? It was one of those occasions where Murphy’s law applies – “if anything can go wrong, it will”. But I have triumphantly returned to hear of new Spurs…

Welcome Giroud, plug pulled on M’Vila and cackling transfer spinsters.

Evening, precious. We are here. Gone is the participation of England in an international tournament. What remains is a state of footballing purgatory; a desolate, frightening area, bereft of our beautiful game and accompanied by the perpetual howls of cackling transfer spinsters. The spinsters I mention are those folks out…

Snore-fest, Bendtner, Giroud, M’Vila, Fabregas, Spain, transfers and stuff

Later than usual greetings, folks. Oddly enough, I have a phobia of falling asleep in chairs. It’s the notion of falling backwards or sideways and waking up in a crumpled heap of bones and pain that unsettles me enough to prevent dozing off. Spain – in tonights game, and throughout…

Walcott, Giroud, M’Vila, England, Sweden and CRAZY bloomin’ transfer fluff.

Morning, folks. I was very happy for Theo last night. I’ve said before he can be brilliant and shit-awful in equal measure. I’ve stated many times that I find him extraordinarily frustrating. But I do love him to bits. When things go his way, when his confidence is at a…

Koscielny, M’Vila, van Persie, Walcott and transfer speculation ahoy!

Evening, folks. I thought I’d take a break from the normal posting time to offer you up another bit of blathering today. Out there in the wonderful world of Arsenal, little of any truth exists. But there’s more than enough speculative bits ‘n’ bobs to get your gums flapping and…