Theo Walcott: at times brilliant, at times exasperating. Does he warrant a new contract of £100k-per-week?

Afternoon, you splendid bunch of characters. Theo Walcott is something of an enigma to me. There are moments when I could happily throttle him – these moments usually involve shots that hit the corner flag, or those occasions when relatively simple passes bounce 5 yards off him. On the other…