Arsenal Want Doucoure, Edinburgh And Magnificent Fan Bickering.

Evening, all. Apologies for not being around the past 3 days. I had a fabulous stag weekend in Edinburgh that was, unfortunately, cut somewhat short by a nasty viral infection of my throat which left me a shambling, incompetent excuse of a man that slept for 15 hours the next…

No Coq In The Arse, The Return of Ozil, “Gobsmacked” Bramall And Sanchez Happy At Arsenal

Morning, and in the immortal words of @JokmanAFC: “Word to your respective guardians”. Before we delve deeply into today’s bumper bucket of news, let’s address the title… Yes – I am incredibly childish. Whilst I would dare any of you to claim it’s not factual – Francis Coquelin will be…

Arsene “works hard to strengthen squad” and Suarez’s transfer request.

Morning folks. At this point in time, I should be darting towards the Big Smoke on a train with Daniel Cowan to attend the Emirates Cup. I am not. For a few personal reasons it wouldn’t be appropriate for me to discuss (No – I’ve not been arrested…), I’m missing…

Arsenal to definitely sign Higuain. Definitely…

Morning folks. “Until it’s on Arsenal.com, it’s not true” That’s pretty much the mantra we should all adopt throughout the coming months. I try to ignore all the speculation as best I can, but doing so entirely would result in my posts being taken up with whatever nonsense happens to…

Transfer news so earth shatteringly amazing, your head may well explode if you click this link (not really).

Morning everyone. The title is a joke. I thought I’d point that out immediately in case anyone missed “not really” in brackets. – “But James, why would you write such a mendacious headline?” Because it perfectly captures what surrounds us in the bleak, misty world of Arsenal news. Lovely use…

The ultimate explosive transfer rumour.

Afternoon, all. I’m off work today, and at something of a loss. Instead of bimbling about being unproductive, I decided an extra special bonus post was in order. With competitive football absent, and only endless speculation and spurious rumour to occupy our time, I thought I’d take you through the…

Arsenal’s starting XI for the game against Newcastle (match preview and round-up)

Morning folks! You know those fans that say they have a “2nd club”, or a “soft spot” for another team?  I’m not one of them. I’ve always seen it as Arsenal are my team, and all the rest are simply opponents – some more irksome than others. However, if I…