Aubameyang, Ozil, Giroud And A Very Different Arsenal.

Afternoon, folks. First and foremost, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is officially an Arsenal player and it’s a great signing. He’ll wear the No14 shirt vacated by Walcott. Hopefully his presence in attack along with Mkhitaryan and Ozil can have a Pinnacle offers in 2018 style positive impact on a season that is…

Sanchez For Mkhitaryan And Walcott To Everton?

Afternoon, folks. I’ve a couple of days off and really beginning to get myself back into this whole blogging malarkey. So, with that in mind I figured I’d put fingers to keyboard and offer up some of my views on the player recruitment rumours I’ve seen sat here at my…

WBA, 3 Points, Wenger, Alexis, Ozil And A Plethora Of Chatterings.

Greetings, Earthlings. I’m a little unsure what stirred the desire to write in my creative loins. The notion of doing so has fluttered around my conscious mind for quite sometime, but the actual inclination itself hadn’t shown up until today. Perhaps I’m just feeling nostalgic for a bygone era in…

Coquelin, Mustafi, Ozil, Sanchez And The Predictability Of Arsenal’s Defeat.

Morning, folks. It’s Groundhog day… I think it’s fair to say that last night’s showing in the Champions League in Germany was a colossal shower of sh*t. After briefly flirting with a positive result when Alexis brought us level from the rebound of a saved penalty, things very quickly took…

Off-Form Mesut Ozil, Sharon Stone, New Podcast and Stuff.

Afternoon, folks. Just the quickest of quick updates today. It’ll be Quicketty McQuick from the Land of the Quick. The Quick and the Dead – that was a pile of sh*te. Sharon Stone as a ruthless gunslinger? A ruthless, smouldering, sexy enchantress capable of seduction and homicidal mania in equal…

Coquelin, Koscielny, Giroud, Alexis And Ozil: Contracts! Contracts?

Morning, folks. In light of not being able to produce anything for your delectation yesterday, today, you gloriously fortunate individuals will be receiving two posts. I can only imagine the feeling of excitement and euphoria seeping through your veins. It’s like Christmas morning as a 7-year-old all over again. Or…

Arsenal Bid For Belotti? Mesut Loves Arsene!

Morning, boys ‘n’ girls of online Arsenal. Here in Amsterdam it’s a quiet morning. Having visited quite a few cities in my time, I can safely declare it’s the quietest. No roaring traffic, just the sound of a million f*cking cyclists. They’re everywhere. It’s not like the UK where bicycle…

No Coq In The Arse, The Return of Ozil, “Gobsmacked” Bramall And Sanchez Happy At Arsenal

Morning, and in the immortal words of @JokmanAFC: “Word to your respective guardians”. Before we delve deeply into today’s bumper bucket of news, let’s address the title… Yes – I am incredibly childish. Whilst I would dare any of you to claim it’s not factual – Francis Coquelin will be…