Arsene “works hard to strengthen squad” and Suarez’s transfer request.

Morning folks. At this point in time, I should be darting towards the Big Smoke on a train with Daniel Cowan to attend the Emirates Cup. I am not. For a few personal reasons it wouldn’t be appropriate for me to discuss (No – I’ve not been arrested…), I’m missing…

Awesome new kit, Bendtner’s talks and a little of not a lot.

Morning folks. First up – have you seen the new kit? It’s bloody lovely, it is. Yellow is Arsenal away from home. Like many a traditionalist, I can do without the range of other colours we’ve had to endure – especially the white one. Even though replica football shirts are…

Andre Santos, Eduardo, Sahin signs and various materials…

Morning, fellow creatures. Andre Santos is fast becoming one of my favourite Arsenal players. He never fails to put a smile on my face. Yesterday, I read a report of the Police clocking him at 130mph on the motorway as he was late for training. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t pass something…

Olivier Giroud looks certain to sign, and Jack Wilshere calls the cops.

Afternoon, various units and lifeforms. As I’m restrained by impecuniousness – bloody car breaking down – and there is a fair bit of news flying around the various media outlets, I thought I’d give my thoughts on Olivier Giroud. As I’m sure you know; reports from reputable sources – The…