Bournemouth, Premiership (A): Team News And Starting XI (Guess).

Morning, folks. Isn’t it nice to have something to talk about other than all this speculation swirling around? Of course it is – that question is entirely rhetorical. I’ve said before that I do quite enjoy the silliness of transfer gossip, but my patience for it doesn’t last very long…

Coquelin, Alexis And Walcott Leaving Should Signal Incomings.

Morning, folks. If you’ve gone anywhere online in the past 24 hours, you’ll know all of proverbial Hell is breaking loose amongst Arsenal’s community of online friends and lovers. People do love a good argument or to be wound up by something that’s completely innocuous. There was an example of…

Arsenal Can’t Defend, No Progress With Wilshere, Another Bad Penalty Decision And More.

Morning, folks. Last night’s game had everything. It was a classic Premiership end-to-end encounter and was undoubtedly, for the non-invested supporter, a wonderful spectacle of flowing football and incident. For an Arsenal supporter is showcased some of our greatest strengths and our most glaring weaknesses. And it certainly didn’t do…

Alexis Bye Bye, Wilshere Getting Back To His Best And A Decent Win At Palace.

Afternoon, rapscallions! Last night was a performance. It was good in parts and a little bit ropey in others. Whilst I do feel we undoubtedly controlled the game for the greater period of time, we still gave Palace too many chances to get back in to it. Even at 3-1…

Crystal Palace, Alexis Sanchez, Virgil Van Dijk and Festive Stuff.

I am currently a mess of over-consumption. Christmas has that effect on me and many others; there’s some peculiar draw to being utterly glutenous and slovenly, only to be hit with the stark realisation that all that behaviour isn’t especially helpful. This leaves the only sensible course of action to…

Eddie NketiahMessiRonaldo And Arsenal’s Sensationally Unpredictable Form.

Hello, friends. Apologies for my recent absence. Sometimes these things occur. I had only the best intention, but, alas, my time was taken from me by that most irksome and intrusive of events; my gainful employment. In the week or so since I last treated you to some of my…

Watford (A): Team News, Starting Line-Up And Contract Updatezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Morning, folks. Isn’t it a greatly satisfying feeling knowing all that nonsense surrounding international qualifiers has taken a back seat where it belongs? I know some of you may claim it’s unpatriotic to have little enthusiasm for the fortunes of your country’s football team. Perhaps you have a point. Nonetheless,…

Those Pesky Foreign Fans Are Ruining Arsenal’s Atmosphere At The Emirates…

Evening, folks. Apologies for the absence of a post yesterday, but I wasn’t really in the mood to be honest. I’d like to offer you a plethora of acceptable reasons for missing entires, but I’d be offering mendacious words. I could spin a lengthy yarn about how I single-handedly fought…