German keeper linked, The Ox requires patience and Arsene stays.

Morning, readers. Taking into account the significance of the weeks ahead of us, there’s not much out there in the way of concrete, factual news. Sure, there’s wild-eyed speculative stories aplenty, but I find myself getting overly tired reporting on them. Searching through news feeds for Arsenal related tales is…

WE NEED A F@*%ING MIDFIELDER!

Friday greetings, boys ‘n’ girls. Quite some time ago, a work colleague of mine told me a story about themselves in which they woke up at 3am with an incredible craving for chocolate. For reasons beyond my comprehension, I found this unbelievably hilarious. What I’m certain was a fairly humdrum…