Cazorla, Wilshere, Podolski, Walcott, and a very welcome break from misery.

Morning folks. Quick posts today, as I’ve a busy, busy day ahead of myself. Victory, sweet victory. Exactly what the doctor ordered. As you’d expect, no Arsenal performance is complete without a couple of glaring defensive blunders, but today those will go without any further mention. Winning was the important…

Arsenal’s starting XI for the game against Reading (match preview and round-up).

Morning, intrepid followers. The last couple of days are conspicuous for the lack on any posts from me. The last weekend before Christmas is, as most Chefs will tell you, utter mayhem, and to someone with my disdain for the profession, a full-blown anathema. I’ve spent the last couple of…

Koscielny, Giroud, Walcott, Chamakh, Arshavin, Martinez, and I’m at a loss for words.

Morning folks. Blimey. Where do I start? If someone had told me yesterday that Arsenal would concede 5, score 7, and Chamakh would score not one, but two really good goals, I’d have quickly labelled that person as bonkers, and moved to have them sectioned. Football is a bizarre and…

Starting XI for the game against Reading.

Morning folks. Call me a pessimist, if you will; I think this particular competition represents our best chance of some silverware. It may be brandished “Mickey Mouse” in many circles, and It may contains consistently weaker teams than you’d expect to meet. But such is my yearning for a trophy,…

An interview with Robin van Persie, Wilshere, and getting shot in the face.

Morning folks. As is customary, I’m writing last night for publication today. I ache. My god, do I ache. Paintball is fun, make no mistake; but it is a tiring pursuit, and one that I found, much to my chagrin, involves getting shot in the face quite regularly. At one…

Sagna and Wilshere return… *cough, cough* *splutter*… Damn you, man-flu. Damn you to Hell.

Morning, folks. Today’s entry will be short. Why? I have man-flu, and I intend to do what any self-respecting adult would when hit with such an affliction; complain. Last night, I was fine and in good spirits This morning, I feel as if I’ve been violently beaten about the head…

Walcott, Giroud, Arshavin, Miquel, The Ox, Gnarby, and a bit of a tw*ting.

Good morning, beautiful. As expected, we gave a bit of a hammering to a fairly hapless Coventry side last night. After a slow start, the wonderful sight of Olivier Giroud’s first goal for Arsenal – a delicate chipped finish, no less – broke the deadlock, evoked screams of “WOW!!” and…

Arsenal to announce 2 incredible new signings on Saturday. £50m bid accepted, International striker in talks with Wenger.

Morning folks. The season is but a mere 5 days over, and I’m already bored of transfer talk. One of the trickier parts of writing a updated-daily blog is that when the main body that contributes to your topics – the football season – finishes, you’re left with scraps, wild…