The Preening Self-Importance of Cristiano Ronaldo.

Morning, folks. There is little or no Arsenal news. Bugger all, as a matter of fact. Thankfully, for the sake of me having something to write about, there is the small matter of a Champions League semi-final. Having witnessed Barcelona’s inevitable progression at Bayern Munich on Tuesday in batches –…

Higuain in London for (another) medical, Suarez’s choppers and winners.

Morning folks. Today might just be one of those days we all look back upon fondly. All things going well, if the universe aligns itself in our favour, it shouldn’t be too long before we announce the capture of Gonzalo Higuain. Those of you that read this blog know I’m…

Higuain’s a Gooner for £130k-per-week. The deal is everything but confirmed…

Morning boys ‘n’ girls. The news is everywhere. Unless you’ve spent the previous 24 hours submerged in water, unconscious or repeatedly masturbating in an impenetrable fall-out shelter (that’s usually the excuse I use), you certainly will have seen the reports of Arsenal agreeing personal terms with Gonzalo Higuain. Reportedly, supposedly,…

Arsenal go get Higuain and those irksome Spaniards are at it again.

Morning, you splendid little creatures, you. No summer would be complete for an Arsenal fan without the customary feculent advances of Barcelona. In a story that I am pretty sure doesn’t have a great deal of weight to it, it’s being alleged that the Catalonian club see Laurent Koscielny as…