Tag Archive: Rooney

The moment you’ve all been waiting for… Another Armchair Gooner rap!

Mornin’ Gs. After the resounding success of my recent Hip-Hop blog post, I thought I’d treat you all to another. Truth be told; I’m just feeling utterly idiotic, and I enjoy sitting here trying to come up with rhymes. I…
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Santi’s bright future, Usmanov and Arsene want Rooney and tumbleweeds.

Morning folks. First of all, I’d like to point you in the direction of my ask.fm account, which is a very handy application I discovered for answering your questions. Feel free to drop me a line should you wish to…
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Rooney to Arsenal won’t happen and 3 leave at the end of June.

Good morning, folks. Today I bring tidings of joy – to a certain extent. Sebastien Squillaci (Thank Christ), Denilson (No big loss) and Andrey Arshavin (Shame) will all be leaving the hallowed turf of The Emirates once their contracts expire…
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FA Cup magic. Rooney on the way? No love for Jovetic.

Good morning, wonderful people. Just look at that picture. Look at it. The sight of that potato-headed cretin in an Arsenal shirt isn’t right. Mercifully – for those, like me, against any potential transfer – the featured picture today is…
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Rooney and Draxler: definitely, maybe…

Morning lovelies. If you’re into speculative stories, then the current pieces doing the rounds regarding Wayne Rooney will have caught your eye. Everyone’s favourite portly centre-foward has made it clear he wishes to leave United, and such news has put…
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