The moment you’ve all been waiting for… Another Armchair Gooner rap!

Mornin’ Gs. After the resounding success of my recent Hip-Hop blog post, I thought I’d treat you all to another. Truth be told; I’m just feeling utterly idiotic, and I enjoy sitting here trying to come up with rhymes. I may never be a KRS-One, but I’m a trier and…

Roo, The Higuana and Fernando: Arsenal’s striking triumvirate…

Morning, you pulchritudinous individuals. We’ve all heard the stories alleging Arsenal will blaze forward into the summer and splash obscene amounts of cash. Like most of you, I’ve raised a querying eyebrow more than once when those claims have been brought up. Well, to tell you the truth; I’ve scoffed…

Santi’s bright future, Usmanov and Arsene want Rooney and tumbleweeds.

Morning folks. First of all, I’d like to point you in the direction of my ask.fm account, which is a very handy application I discovered for answering your questions. Feel free to drop me a line should you wish to inquire of anything. It’s fun replying to my followers. Onto…

Rooney to Arsenal won’t happen and 3 leave at the end of June.

Good morning, folks. Today I bring tidings of joy – to a certain extent. Sebastien Squillaci (Thank Christ), Denilson (No big loss) and Andrey Arshavin (Shame) will all be leaving the hallowed turf of The Emirates once their contracts expire at the end of the month. Squillaci and Denilson I…

Rooney interest could be real, Wanyama scepticism and the not-so ‘special’ one.

Evening one and all, I hope you’ve been enjoying the sunshine whilst it lasts. Here in Bristol we’ve been blessed with beautiful blue skies and perfect temperatures. I expect it to last no  more than a day at best, quickly reverting back to the dingy grey we’re accustomed to. Platitudes…

FA Cup magic. Rooney on the way? No love for Jovetic.

Good morning, wonderful people. Just look at that picture. Look at it. The sight of that potato-headed cretin in an Arsenal shirt isn’t right. Mercifully – for those, like me, against any potential transfer – the featured picture today is taken from the Daily Star and that means it’s a fairly…

Rooney and Draxler: definitely, maybe…

Morning lovelies. If you’re into speculative stories, then the current pieces doing the rounds regarding Wayne Rooney will have caught your eye. Everyone’s favourite portly centre-foward has made it clear he wishes to leave United, and such news has put all the big guns on high alert. Chelsea, Bayern Munich…