Rosicky, Arteta, Flamini, St. Totteringham’s Day And Finding Forrester.

Morning, folks. My plan for reigniting the flames of my blogging inclination was to start afresh at the end of the season. By that I mean when we’ve discovered who’s won the Europa League, FA Cup and the Champion’s League finals and proceedings for the 2015/2016 season have been brought…

£25m Vidal, £50m Ramsey, Rosicky Stays And Beware The Fluff Serpent.

  Afternoon, folks. This is the first post I’ve scribed from an iPad. Check me out; all fu*king fancy-pants product dropping like a unknown blogging version of Michael Bay. You’ll also have to excuse the indulgent picture of my girlfriend and me above. It’s the only one currently stored within…

The BFG And Koscielny Immense, Giroud A Bit Pants And Rosicky’s Howitzer Wins The Day.

Morning, folks. I shan’t lie to you; sitting through those 90 minutes wasn’t one of the more pleasurable experiences I’ve encountered as an Arsenal fan. Mercifully, for all their ‘heroic’ huffing and puffing, Tottenham Hotspur remain irredeemably bloody hopeless. In many sectors of the media, yesterday’s performance will be branded…

New Contracts For Everybody!! Well… Almost…

Morning, folks. My absence yesterday was due to preparations for the latest Goonersphere Podcast, but luckily my little Scottish friend, Dyllan Munro, was on hand to fill in with with his unique brand of hilarity and unquenchable rage. Big thank you to Dyllan and be sure to keep an eye…

Arsenal Lose Battle to Sign Magnificent Startlet as Cat Explodes and Weather Worsens.

Afternoon folks. Apologies for the lateness of today’s entry. Many things have conspired together to prevent my usually punctual posts. To list the many reasons would be pointless. I could, but I’m not going to. Suffice to say I have my reasons, none of which are especially valid. News today…

Rosicky Stays, Jack, Mesut and the Moronic Minority of Stoke Fans.

Morning, folks. Ordinarily, Monday’s are a slow, slow news days. Today, there is quite a bit to talk about, so without any further ado I shall jump straight into it. Tomas Rosicky, a player we’ve all come to love since his resurgence, is – or at least, should – be…

Giroud, Rosicky and Koscielny Administer Sunderland Walloping.

Morning, folks. This may well be the briefest match review you’ll read. Don’t hold it against me; I’m suffering with an astonishing lack of sleep and instead of heading to bed where I should be, I’m taking a few moments to ensure my run of posting every day in 2014…

Tiny Italian fowards, Rosicky stays and the interminable wait for football.

Morning, folks. News, news, news. There’s not a lot of news. I really don’t like Arsenal playing on a Monday. The extra little bit of rest afforded to the players is without doubt beneficial, but knowing the weekend will be filled with football action that doesn’t involve Arsenal bothers me.…