Podolski Stays, Pogba And Martinez Talk And Sagna Should Leave As Soon As Possible.

Afternoon, exquisite lifeforms. Right, I’m almost entirely unsure how to begin today’s post. When situations like this arise, my solution is to simply start typing whatever comes into my head first. So here goes… I remember vividly the first time I saw a pair of breasts; shapely, gleaming, full of…

£100m To Spend: Where Do I Start, Where Do I Begin?

Morning, folks. It was 1997 when Beth Orton’s hauntingly beautiful vocals lit up the Chemical Brothers track, ‘Where Do I Begin’. As I’m typing this post the night before you’ll read it, I’m listening to that very song. It’s such a fabulous song, both reminiscent of a time of hedonism…

Last Chance Sagna And Flamini On Ozil.

Evening, folks. Apologies for the lateness. I had originally planned today’s entry to be a new Goonersphere Podcast, but those pesky gremlins inherent to the programming of the matrix (…) have conspired to ruin our audio. All things going well, that’s a troublesome moment that will be rectified tomorrow. So,…

Arsenal Splash £100m, Sagna, Arsene And The Summer

Howdy, peeps. I hope this latest instalment of mine finds you well, nourished and enjoying life.  The weekend still lies on my memory. One thing I’ve often found as a Arsenal fan is that my general mood and enjoyment of daily activities is greatly diminished when the team lose. When…

New Contracts For Everybody!! Well… Almost…

Morning, folks. My absence yesterday was due to preparations for the latest Goonersphere Podcast, but luckily my little Scottish friend, Dyllan Munro, was on hand to fill in with with his unique brand of hilarity and unquenchable rage. Big thank you to Dyllan and be sure to keep an eye…

Arsenal Lose Battle to Sign Magnificent Startlet as Cat Explodes and Weather Worsens.

Afternoon folks. Apologies for the lateness of today’s entry. Many things have conspired together to prevent my usually punctual posts. To list the many reasons would be pointless. I could, but I’m not going to. Suffice to say I have my reasons, none of which are especially valid. News today…

Sagna out, Wenger in, Vermaelen gushy and the importance of bouncing back.

Evening folks. I’d like my current relationship with Arsenal to the one I share with my cat. I love that silly cat. She’s adorable. Then she shits on the carpet and I want to bloody throttle her. Against Bayern and Blackburn, Arsenal well and truly shit on the carpet, and…