Could Alexis Be Better Than Van Persie In His Prime?

This weekend, Arsenal beat Sunderland 2-0, with Alexis Sanchez scoring two. In the post-match interview, Mathieu Flamini was asked a few daft questions about how Alexis Sanchez might match up to the likes of Thierry Henry and Van Persie. Whilst there are few men who can match the God that…

Brilliant Sanchez, Terrible Arsenal. 2-2 Against Hull City.

Afternoon again, folks. Ordinarily, posting a review once the game has finished is something I make a point of steering well clear of. When emotions run high and frustration has you within its grasp, opinion can veer wildly towards bitterness and fury. The decision to write this post isn’t because…

Wilshere and Alexis Impress, Arsenal Draw, Ozil Gets Abuse.

Morning, folks. That was a very good game of football we witnessed yesterday. It ebbed, it flowed, chances were created, goals were scored. Had I been watching from a neutral’s perspective, I would have enjoyed it immensely. Of course, I’m an Arsenal fan so I enjoyed certain moments of the…

Delicious Khedira Goodness, Transfers And Grotesque Hamwiches.

Morning, folks. There isn’t much in life that frightens me. Short of being cornered by a rag-tag bunch of militant clowns hell-bent on performing that annoying ‘look at my flower!’ trick, I walked this Earth free from terror. However, thanks to the bombshells dropped by a certain little Scottish urchin,…

Alexis Sanchez Is A Gooner. Be Still My Beating Heart.

Morning, folks. What unbridled joy. As my fingers dance across the keys, beneath the desk brews a fire of passion and enthusiasm in my genital department. Not since I first saw Olga Kurylenko in ‘Hitman’ have I felt such a sensation of simultaneous lust and glee. It can’t possibly have…

Are We ‘Done’ Yet? New Kits! Tedious Semi-Final…

Greetings, darlings. Unlike yesterday, when there was the opportunity to discuss one of the most spectacular football matches in recent memory, today I’m left with the concept of picking apart last night’s semi-final between Argentina and Holland. I shan’t bother. Argentina won on penalties, the 120 minutes that lead up…

Sanchez and Debuchy Done? Not Until The Plump Female Harmonises…

Morning, folks. It’s certainly been an eventful few hours… Starting from an Arsenal perspective, we’ve had some exceedingly good news in the form of reports suggesting we’ve got our men; Mathieu Debuchy and Alexis Sanchez are imminent arrivals, Brilliant news. Awesome news. Fabulous news. But not quite yet fully confirmed…

The Dangers Of Alexis Sanchez And World Cup Wonderment.

Morning, delicious Earth creatures. It’s nice to be back. As I always state when addressing you all after a prolonged absence; things have been hectic and troublesome for me in previous weeks. Such is the jarring regularity of irksome occurrences, my personal life has descended into an obstacle course in…