Granit Xhaka Is Officially A Gooner and KITTEN ALERT!!

Morning, folks. Today’s entry will be short and sweet as, to be quite honest, I’m bloody exhausted. One of the perils of being a Chef running a kitchen is that every so often the elements conspire and you find your self working stupidly long hours. I’m currently a sleep deprived…

Granit Xhaka Is A Gooner. Well… It Certainly Appears So.

Morning, folks. We’ve all said it at some point, “I wish Arsenal would get their transfer business done as soon as possible”. There have been instances in the past when business has been done extremely late – Ozil, Arteta, Welbeck and Mertesacker are all good examples of Arsene biding his…

Arteta’s New Contract, Gabriel Finally Signs And CAPITALS Point The Way.

Morning, folks. During what was a lengthy shift at his workplace yesterday, James grew increasingly weary and begun allowing his mind to wander. Because of this, James took to asking peculiar questions on Twitter to alleviate some of the boredom gainful employment invariably produces and, hopefully, initiate some belly chuckles.…

Who Is Gabriel Paulista? YouTube Is Silly And The Goonersphere Podcast.

Morning, folks. With the signing of Gabriel Paulista all but secured for an undisclosed fee (Why do Clubs often refuse to disclose fees? Is it to repell startled inhalations at such a hefty price tag? To stifle the sellers’ fans from kicking up a fuss at a player being sold…

Higuain’s a Gooner for £130k-per-week. The deal is everything but confirmed…

Morning boys ‘n’ girls. The news is everywhere. Unless you’ve spent the previous 24 hours submerged in water, unconscious or repeatedly masturbating in an impenetrable fall-out shelter (that’s usually the excuse I use), you certainly will have seen the reports of Arsenal agreeing personal terms with Gonzalo Higuain. Reportedly, supposedly,…