Why did Arsenal sign Kallstrom?? Why, why, why??

Morning, folks. You ever watch old detective movies? One of my all-time favourites – oddly enough – is a yarn in that mould but from the genre of science fiction. Alex Proyas’ Dark City is a brilliant, brilliant film and one I’ve loved for some years. It’s greatest strength is…

Higuain, and again, and again, and again. Oh yeah – and Mannone.

Morning folks. Today’s picture is dedicated to Paddy and his splendid contribution to yesterday’s comments. The insult may not have been his own, but it was a quote from one of my favourite films of all time. I couldn’t help but love it. Right. News… There isn’t much. Most of…

“90% an Arsenal player” is still 10% away from being one.

Good morning, delicious readers. Olivier Giroud. His is the name smacking off the lips of an aroused collective of Gooners today, as there are some Wenger quotes doing the rounds that say the deal is all but done. Those quotes are: “Giroud didn’t play much (at the Euros so far),…

Re-post from 2010: Is Theo Walcott really fucking useless?

Hi, folks. Nearly two years ago, I made this post. I thought I’d offer it up again in order to open a discussion about Theo and how he’s progressed since it was published. Add you views in the comments, or on my Twitter account @_ArmchairGooner For the past few years…