5 Reasons Why Arsenal Lost The NLD – You Will NOT BELIEVE No4!!

Morning, folks. I’m feeling a touch delicate this morning. It’s hovering around freezing point in the sunny South West and I’ve just been out for a 6 mile bike ride. My weary bones… I think my youthful days are long behind me now and as I get older, I begin…

Cheating Spurs, Delayed Hangovers, I’d Like Arsene Wenger To Stay and Other Stuff.

Afternoon, folks. Yesterday morning I made a foolish boast. I claimed that after an evening of rambunctuous gin consumption, I awoke the next day without a sore head or deep sense of regret. As it turns out, the hangover had only been momentarily suspended and fully hit home around the…

Drawing, Moaning, Missing, Celebrating, Looking Forward.

Good evening, creatures of Earth and beyond. A blogging hiatus was never something I planned, more a series of events and occupational incidents that have¬†caused what was once a resolute desire to jot to dissipate almost entirely. Plus, I am f*cking lazy at the best of times. I wonder if…

The Return Of Alexis Sanchez And Arsenal “Not Switched On”.

Morning, folks. Today finds me still unable to shake to dejection of having lost to Spurs. It really is a bloody awful sensation. Last night I awoke in a cold sweat having dreamt Harry Kane had taken over the universe and created an army of bumbling, barely-literate clones and everywhere…

North London Derby: The Better Team Won.

Morning, folks. Meh. There certainly aren’t many feelings I can describe worse than the one that envelops me at present. Dejection, temper tantrums and a generally unpleasant demeanour are all side effects of having witnessed Arsenal not only lose the North London derby, but do so without really putting up…

North London Derby: Team News, Predicted Starting XI And Thoughts.

Morning, folks. Days like today fill me with nerves. As I type, there is an audible maelstrom within my midriff and it’s worsening as the minutes tick toward kick-off. My bladder feels like suffering a choke hold at the gigantic hands of a WWE superstar and I’m starting to consider…

Flamini, Arteta, Ramsey, Spurs and Reasons To be Cheerful.

Morning, folks. The weekend proved something of a hectic event for me. Not hectic in the sense that enjoyable, hedonistic pursuits were enjoyed. Alas, no. It was a filled to the brim with work and other irksome undertakings that impinged upon my ability to write for you. Whilst many of…