Another Awful Arsenal Performance… UNLEASH THE SPACE CATS.

Morning, folks. Hmmmmmm. Just when I was certain a corner had been turned, we pull a startling handbrake turn and steer the good ship Arsenal back toward Sh*t Street. For 45 first half minutes I didn’t see an appalling performance that left me dumbstruck. No, I saw something I’ve seen…

Arsenal – Stoke City: Team News, Line Up And Thoughts

Morning, folks. As as blogger who doesn’t blog particularly often at present, I thought it was an opportune moment to correct that. Whilst December brings with it severe challenges and lengthy hours for those of us who earn a crust in the catering industry, it doesn’t make for a legitimate…

And Sanogo Puts It Into Orbit…. Arsenal Fall To Poor Defeat.

Afternoon folks. Apologies for the lateness of post again today. You may lay the blame at the door of my future wife this time. Truthfully, I’m glad of the extra time to write today’s entry. There’s a bewildering ocean of opinion out there and without a little time to think…

Rosicky Stays, Jack, Mesut and the Moronic Minority of Stoke Fans.

Morning, folks. Ordinarily, Monday’s are a slow, slow news days. Today, there is quite a bit to talk about, so without any further ado I shall jump straight into it. Tomas Rosicky, a player we’ve all come to love since his resurgence, is – or at least, should – be…

Stoke, Ramsey, Ozil, spanners and banners.

Morning folks. I can barely keep my eyes open writing this. In recent weeks, I’ve been attempting my hand – oddly succesfully – at DIY around the house in light of it going on the market, working my job, podcasting and trying to prevent Big Ted from stockpiling potentially lethal…

Feculent Orcs (h): Team news, thoughts and predicted starting XI

Morning folks. Before I get into the nitty-gritty of previewing the Stoke game, there are a few  of things I’d like to make you aware of. Nothing important – more a case of me unabashedly promoting my efforts elsewhere. Efforts, that I should mention, come with a warning of substantial…

Arsenal’s starting XI for the trip to Sunderland (match preview and team news)

Welcome, delicious readers. After a week of international football and gushy enthusing over the brilliance of our very own Jack Wilshere, today, the delights of football that actually matters – sorry, England – is back with us. Most of the talk leading up to the game has surround our defensive,…

Arsenal’s starting XI against Pulis and his feculent Orcs (match preview)

Morning folks. Quick one today – I’ve a busy day ahead. Mikel Arteta is expected to return today from injury – good news. Of the main team news, most are wondering if we’ll be seeing Nacho Monreal feature. Our new Spaniard signed on Thursday was a real surprise to me.…