Bring back Szczesny, Let Alexis Leave And Arsene Is Staying.

Howdy, ya’ll. That cowboy-like greeting might lead you to believe my spirits have risen. They haven’t. I’m still morose, pondering the very meaning of life whilst trudging around looking for the sweet relief of answers in the stars. Nothing makes sense anymore. Well… it does; it’s bloody Arsenal and the…

Mike Dean Is The Greatest Ref England Has Ever Seen And Roma To Sign Szczesny Permanently.

Morning, you bunch of rascals and reprobates. Thursdays, I find, are the black hole of the footballing week. Unless we’ve been in Champions League action the night before, the morning generally comprises of nothing much that’s interesting and a bit of wild speculation to keeps things ticking along until the…

Szczesny, Ospina Or A New Keeper And No-Go Theo Walcott.

Morning, folks. I’ve the briefest of periods before I’m due to make the arduous trek toward my gainful employment, so my fingers will type with the kind of ferocity you’d associate with an Apache gunship dispatching a rebel machine gun nest – think those Warner Bros cartoons of yesteryear in…

Is David Ospina A Long-Term No.1 For Arsenal?

Afternoon, folks. Here’s something about our goalkeeping situation written by ‘wonker’. In the build-up to the derby defeat by Spurs, Arsene Wenger stated that Wojciech Szczesny is still our No.1 goalkeeper. Szczesny has made over 170 appearances for the club, so you can understand why Wenger is still pledging his…

Wojciech Szczesny Doesn’t Have Any Friends…

Morning, you scrumptious little rascals. Welcome to glorious Sunday morning – a morning in which I’m afforded the luxury of not working. Once this post is completed, the joys of trudging around various home improvement outlets awaits me. I’m looking to treat myself to a decorative plant of some description.…

Koscielny Signs New Deal (allegedly) And 4th Isn’t Good Enough.

Morning, folks. It’s a slow, slooooowwwww news day today. Such is the nature of the time of year. When your beloved team are out of the running for an as-yet undecided league title, the stories circulating focus almost entirely on that. Arsenal, it seems, are very much a secondary thought…

Ozil Blunders, Sanogo Starts, Szczesny Sees Red and Arsenal Fall to Defeat.

Morning, folks. Last night was a game of “what if?”. What if Mesut Ozil scored the penalty? What even the referee had used a little lenience and shown Szczesny yellow instead of red? What if we’d been able to compete with Bayern Munich with an equal amount of players? What…

Ozil, Giroud, Szczesny, Angry Fans, Boos and a Boring Draw.

Morning, folks. Geeezzz. That wasn’t the tonic I’d hoped for. Moving forward, drawing against Manchester United isn’t catastrophic; the world won’t implode and the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse aren’t waiting atop a hill to charge at the unsuspecting. Things will move one from here. However, I can’t help but…