BALLS: Theo Walcott faces 6 months on the sidelines.

Evening, boys ‘n’ girls. I don’t usually dedicate posts to news as it happens, but this one felt like something in need of reporting. I’m sure you’ve all heard the bloody awful news of the injury to Theo Walcott’s knee that will see him out for the rest of the…

Walcott, Giroud, M’Vila, England, Sweden and CRAZY bloomin’ transfer fluff.

Morning, folks. I was very happy for Theo last night. I’ve said before he can be brilliant and shit-awful in equal measure. I’ve stated many times that I find him extraordinarily frustrating. But I do love him to bits. When things go his way, when his confidence is at a…

Theo Walcott: at times brilliant, at times exasperating. Does he warrant a new contract of £100k-per-week?

Afternoon, you splendid bunch of characters. Theo Walcott is something of an enigma to me. There are moments when I could happily throttle him – these moments usually involve shots that hit the corner flag, or those occasions when relatively simple passes bounce 5 yards off him. On the other…

Re-post from 2010: Is Theo Walcott really fucking useless?

Hi, folks. Nearly two years ago, I made this post. I thought I’d offer it up again in order to open a discussion about Theo and how he’s progressed since it was published. Add you views in the comments, or on my Twitter account @_ArmchairGooner For the past few years…

The bewlidering world of Theo Walcott.

Good evening, you sexually provocative bunch of rascals. It’s one of those days today. I could be watching ‘El Clasico’, but the sight of Cesc gleefully exchanging passes with Messi whilst skipping about the pitch like a Rabbit in a meadow invariably fills me with resentment. Coupled with the fact…