Mikel, Arsene, Eden Hazard’s filthy admission, Per’s ankle, away goals, yellow kits and a case of the shits.

Good morning, folks from around the globe, and a very happy Valentine’s Day to you. I hope you’ve all got something nice planned if you’ve a significant other, something maudlin and gushy that’ll entice them toward the bedroom. If not, and if you’ve taken a moment out of your day…