Mesut medical magic. Bring on the signings! Ba? Viviano? More?

Afternoon, folks. On the rare occasions I offer up a bonus, special, unexpected post, it’s usually because I’m bored or feel like doing something bloody silly. Today, it’s because of good old fashioned hope. As I’m typing this, Arsenal are edging ever closer to announcing a record deal that will…

Defensive blunders, and Arsenal announce mega, super, awesome, spectacular, amazing, astonishing deal to sign… nobody.

Afternoon, my little delights. That dreaded day is upon us. We’ve waited 30 days in drooling expectation, some of us will foolishly be glued to the interweb in the hope of a late shock materialising. Transfer deadline day is here. Will Arsenal sign a player? No – well, not unless…