The Aubameyang Identity

Morning, folks. ***Behold as I create the trilogy of Bourne-themed headlines for no reason other than my own personal enjoyment!!*** This morning we have a great deal of speculation regarding the deal to bring Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang to the Emirates. Not on Arsenal’s part mind you, we’ve had a bid accepted…

The Aubameyang Supremecy

Morning, folks. In keeping with yesterday’s Bourne-themed title, it would appear Arsenal have showed their negotiating supremacy (Okay, that segue is pretty weak, bare with me… I’m really really just squeezing it in so I can use, ‘The Aubameyang Identity’ as a headline tomorrow to do a profile, thus completing…

Giroud Stays, Alexis Missed Drug Test Down To Arsenal And More Bits And Bobs.

Afternoon, folks. Today is the beginning of the FA Cup weekend day and we’re not involved. This sucks immeasurably. At first, when Forest unceremoniously dumped us from the competition, I wasn’t all that bothered. I figured it was just one of those things that happen inexplicably and I was happy…

City Pull Out Of Sanchez Deal And Answering Your Questions.

Morning, folks. It’ll be a quick one today because I’ve got to go into work this morning – such are the perils of working within the catering industry. Firstly, it looks like Manchester City have decided to call Arsenal’s bluff and are not prepared to meet the £35m valuation for…

Arsene Hit With 3 Game Ban For Telling The Truth And Lemar For Aubameyang.

Morning, folks. Yesterday the FA decided to ban Arsene Wenger for 3 games for his conduct after the 1-1 draw with West Brom. After the game finished, it was alleged he made a series of profane remarks and questioned the integrity of Mike Dean. Arsene has admitted to doing so,…

Promising Young Defender Signs And Wenger Set For Touchline Ban.

Morning, folks. So, it’s a mere 5 days into the transfer window and Arsenal have signed a player. 20-year-old central defender Konstantinos Mavropanos has signed for £1.8m from Greek side PAS Giannina. Like most of you, I’ve little or no information about our newest recruit, only that Arsene doesn’t consider him…

Crystal Palace, Alexis Sanchez, Virgil Van Dijk and Festive Stuff.

I am currently a mess of over-consumption. Christmas has that effect on me and many others; there’s some peculiar draw to being utterly glutenous and slovenly, only to be hit with the stark realisation that all that behaviour isn’t especially helpful. This leaves the only sensible course of action to…