London, Evans, Aubameyang, Transfers, FA Cup And Mehhhhhhhhhh…..

Morning, darlings. Today I’m going to brief because I’m off to London this morning to meet my friends, Daniel and Jok – you’ll know them from their unmistakable blogging exploits. A festival of burgers, pool and swearing awaits me in the ‘Big Smoke’ and we’ve also important wedding-related points to…

Top 4 The Priority And Relentless Transfer Gossip.

Morning, folks. Yesterday I failed to produce a blog post as promised. You might think there was a good reason for this; a family emergency or perhaps a complete meltdown of Internet capabilities. You’d be mistaken. The single biggest contributing factor was a bout of indolence on my part, coupled with…

Transfer Deadline Day Produces SUPER MEGA SWOOP….. Well….

Morning, folks. As much as I could, I kept myself away from Transfer Deadline Day (TDD as I’m going to call it from hereon in). Perhaps inevitably, it was impossible to avoid totally without burying myself in a field somewhere. In fact, I think I’ll use this moment to mention…

Who Is Gabriel Paulista? YouTube Is Silly And The Goonersphere Podcast.

Morning, folks. With the signing of Gabriel Paulista all but secured for an undisclosed fee (Why do Clubs often refuse to disclose fees? Is it to repell startled inhalations at such a hefty price tag? To stifle the sellers’ fans from kicking up a fuss at a player being sold…

The One Defensive Midfield Entity Arsenal MUST Secure to Right All Wrongs.

Howdy! I’m sure you’ve missed me. Perhaps some more than others. Perhaps others more than some. Perhaps no one at all. Perhaps I find myself now having completely sunk into a self-induced oblivion. Perhaps… Regardless of that, with a bright new season approaching, I have decided now’s the time to…

Arsene Inherits Astonishing £50m Talent From Suspicious Uncle’s Will.

Morning, folks. The odd moments for me are when I have plentiful bouts of time for blogging and the egregious monster of having bugger all to say rears its ‘orrible face. That is my situation at present. Usually when this occurs I decide the best course of action is to…

Delicious Khedira Goodness, Transfers And Grotesque Hamwiches.

Morning, folks. There isn’t much in life that frightens me. Short of being cornered by a rag-tag bunch of militant clowns hell-bent on performing that annoying ‘look at my flower!’ trick, I walked this Earth free from terror. However, thanks to the bombshells dropped by a certain little Scottish urchin,…