Arsenal’s £50m Striker And No Need To Be Concerned With Cech.

Morning, folks. It’s Tuesday, and the stink of Sunday’s calamitous performance is still lingering. I’m still p*ssed off. Not angry, just p*ssed off. At this stage, you kinda have to just put it down to being ‘one of those things‘ even if ‘one of those things‘ is somethings that occurs…

Szczesny, Ospina Or A New Keeper And No-Go Theo Walcott.

Morning, folks. I’ve the briefest of periods before I’m due to make the arduous trek toward my gainful employment, so my fingers will type with the kind of ferocity you’d associate with an Apache gunship dispatching a rebel machine gun nest – think those Warner Bros cartoons of yesteryear in…

United Depay The Price And Summer Exits At Arsenal.

Morning, folks. My bowels are remarkably consistent. 30 minutes upon waking up is the time I head to the lavatory for my morning ablutions and it’s often an enjoyable, detoxing experience. This particular morning has been harrowing. Whether the core reason lies with something I ate last night is debatable…

Ozil, Ospina, Ramsey, Coquelin And A Terrible 3 Points.

Morning, folks. Yesterday when reviewing the game I said I’d be happy with 3 points no matter how we obtained them. Perhaps that was a touch exaggerated. Winning the match against Leicester was, obviously, of paramount importance. Dropping points at home to the side bottom of the table would have…

How Is Arsenal’s Front Line Looking?

While the lack of a defensive midfielder and another centre-back is also an issue for Arsene Wenger, it’s no secret that Arsenal fans are still crying out for a 20+ goal a season striker to help turn this squad into genuine title contenders. But with the season now well underway,…

Arsenal Prepare To SWOOP For Player In STORY That Uses CAPITALS And Is Totally MADE UP

Afternoon, folks. We live in a world of misinformation. The past few days as I’ve traversed the tedious international break my beady eyes have noticed that Arsenal have “opened talks” with somewhere in the region of 20 players, if you believe that sort of thing. I do not. In amongst…

The Return Of Theo, Bargain Basement Welbeck And James’ Moaning.

Morning, delightful Earth creatures. The theme of today’s post is very much waiting. Having recently re-located from Bristol to Gloucester, waiting has very much taken over my life. Previously I’ve waited for large companies such as BT and IKEA to complete relatively straight forward deliveries, only to see them fu*k…

Griezmann bid made, Podolksi crucial and other bits of stuff.

Morning, folks. I’m flabbergastingly tired today. I spend the wee hours of Friday night in the company of a delightful and enchanting female, and followed that with a day of editorial tinkering and writing on Saturday. This morning I am up early to write before I head off to the…