Tag Archive: Walcott

Szczesny, Ospina Or A New Keeper And No-Go Theo Walcott.

Morning, folks. I’ve the briefest of periods before I’m due to make the arduous trek toward my gainful employment, so my fingers will type with the kind of ferocity you’d associate with an Apache gunship dispatching a rebel machine gun…
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United Depay The Price And Summer Exits At Arsenal.

Morning, folks. My bowels are remarkably consistent. 30 minutes upon waking up is the time I head to the lavatory for my morning ablutions and it’s often an enjoyable, detoxing experience. This particular morning has been harrowing. Whether the core…
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Ozil, Ospina, Ramsey, Coquelin And A Terrible 3 Points.

Morning, folks. Yesterday when reviewing the game I said I’d be happy with 3 points no matter how we obtained them. Perhaps that was a touch exaggerated. Winning the match against Leicester was, obviously, of paramount importance. Dropping points at…
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Arsenal Prepare To SWOOP For Player In STORY That Uses CAPITALS And Is Totally MADE UP

Afternoon, folks. We live in a world of misinformation. The past few days as I’ve traversed the tedious international break my beady eyes have noticed that Arsenal have “opened talks” with somewhere in the region of 20 players, if you…
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The Return Of Theo, Bargain Basement Welbeck And James’ Moaning.

Morning, delightful Earth creatures. The theme of today’s post is very much waiting. Having recently re-located from Bristol to Gloucester, waiting has very much taken over my life. Previously I’ve waited for large companies such as BT and IKEA to…
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Griezmann bid made, Podolksi crucial and other bits of stuff.

Morning, folks. I’m flabbergastingly tired today. I spend the wee hours of Friday night in the company of a delightful and enchanting female, and followed that with a day of editorial tinkering and writing on Saturday. This morning I am…
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Replacements for Theo and adding insult to injury.

Morning, all. Remember what I was saying yesterday about an unexpected and huge news story appearing out of the blue to give us something to talk about until Monday’s game at Villa? It happened. I wish I hadn’t said anything….
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