Tag Archive: Walcott

Arsenal sent to Coventry, not Kalou again and Return of The Ox

Morning, Earthlings. It’s a full week until we have the joys of meaningful football again. Between now and next Monday’s fixture at Villa Park, it’s safe to say the news will be in short supply. Unless ¬†of course, something unplanned…
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Super Tomas Rosicky, Gnabry, Cazorla, Smug Theo and 2-0 to the Arsenal.

Morning folks. Before I begin, let’s all collectively take a moment to bask in glory. *inhales deeply* Ahhh, the sweet smell of victory in the North London derby. Feels f**king great, doesn’t it. I have to admit that I was…
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Bendnter’s heroics, Jack’s performance and getting yourself out of (and into) a sticky situation.

Morning, folks. Some victories are obtained through dazzling approach play, synergy and breathtaking efficiency. Others, not so much. Yesterday’s very welcome triumph fell firmly into the latter of those categories. Arsenal dominated the game in every respect, yet couldn’t find…
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More Giroud fury, Theo’s nugget, Santi’s magic and an excellent Boxing Day comeback.

Morning greetings, you luminous and cromulent perusers. I think my stomach in annoyed with me. Were I to liken it to a fictional character right now, I’d say it’s similar to the unhinged unpredictability of Gary Oldman’s villain in Leon:…
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Cazorla, Giroud, Monreal, Walcott, Diaby, Arsene and welcome calm waters after a maelstrom of sh*t.

Morning, folks. Ahhhhhhh, and relax. There’s nothing quite like Arsenal’s ability to turn the relatively simplistic into an afternoon of fingernail-gnawing terror. Villa, to their credit, did come and at least attempt to make a game of it, but a…
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Arsenal’s starting XI for the game against Manchester City (team news and preview).

Sunday Jan 13th; FA Premiership, Man City (h) Afternoon folks. There’s something about these ‘big’ fixtures that instills more belief in me for my team. Had we been lining up today against lower league minnows, or one of the Premiership’s…
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Walcott is “Signing da Ting”, Ba-less, transfer gossip, and delicious newsy bits.

Morning folks. Welcome to my new daily time. From this day forth I intend to post at 9am every day, without fail. Okay – I say “without fail”, but in all likelihood it will be very much with fail. Consider…
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