The Dortmund Connection, Troy Deeney’s Cojones, Player Ratings And More.

Arsenal 3-0 Watford Morning, folks. Well, that turned out to be a rather eventful match. We scored our 1000th Premiership goal, Petr Cech accomplished his 200th clean sheet and Mesut Ozil became the quickest player to reach 50 assists in English league football – beating the record previously held by…

Watford, Premiership (H): Team News And Starting XI

Morning, folks. The games are coming thick and fast. Like premature ejaculation, but without any of the mess. Or like a milkshake in a Ferrari. Or like a cow on rocket-powered roller-skates. Or like… well you get the idea. Today we face Watford at the Emirates on the back of…

Troy Deeney’s Self-Importance And Watershed Arsenal.

Morning, folks. Today, I’ve got the house to myself. My fiancee is off traversing sunny Centre Parcs on her Hen-do, so I’ve a weekend that consists of football, gin and tonic, sitting around in my pants and generally eating things that would raise an eyebrow in her presence. That also…

Watford (A): Team News, Starting Line-Up And Contract Updatezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Morning, folks. Isn’t it a greatly satisfying feeling knowing all that nonsense surrounding international qualifiers has taken a back seat where it belongs? I know some of you may claim it’s unpatriotic to have little enthusiasm for the fortunes of your country’s football team. Perhaps you have a point. Nonetheless,…

Watford Team News, Walcott, Welbeck, Sutton United And We Can Win The League.

Morning, folks. Apologies for the absence. I could blather a little about the reasons for not being able to post, but they’re so predictably related to my other pursuits that I’m not sure I can be bothered. The two of you that pop by this site from time to time…