Bring back Szczesny, Let Alexis Leave And Arsene Is Staying.

Howdy, ya’ll. That cowboy-like greeting might lead you to believe my spirits have risen. They haven’t. I’m still morose, pondering the very meaning of life whilst trudging around looking for the sweet relief of answers in the stars. Nothing makes sense anymore. Well… it does; it’s bloody Arsenal and the…

Alexis, Xhaka, Pushy Wenger, Late Goals, Penalties And A Good 3 Points

Morning, folks. The weekend has been been kind to us. As far as the Premiership results go, that is. The weekend itself wasn’t altogether kind to those of us working long hours (cue violins) in a kitchen and having to miss practically all of the football. Mercifully, the internet is…

Arsenal Bid For Belotti? Mesut Loves Arsene!

Morning, boys ‘n’ girls of online Arsenal. Here in Amsterdam it’s a quiet morning. Having visited quite a few cities in my time, I can safely declare it’s the quietest. No roaring traffic, just the sound of a million f*cking cyclists. They’re everywhere. It’s not like the UK where bicycle…

The Next Arsenal Captain, Twitter Mayhem, Guest Posts And Other Bits.

Good morning, delightful creatures. You ever have writers block? Sometimes I suffer quite badly with it. For 10 minutes I’ve been staring at the screen of my laptop with a vacant, incredibly stupid look on my face not quite knowing where to begin. Perhaps it isn’t good blogging practice to…

Ramsey, Bellerin And The Ox Defeat Their Injury Demons And Arsene’s Award.

Morning, wonderful individuals. Today is very much entrenched in the international break. By that I mean there’s pretty much bugger all going on of any note and those stories that do gain a little attention are invariably heightened, fabricated or simply preposterous muck aimed purely to get those fingers clicking.…

Internationals, England, Crocked Ozil And Ghetto Arsene.

Morning, folks. Since the weekend’s thoroughly deflating defeat to Chelsea, I’ve not really felt like posting anything. This isn’t due to a sense of bitterness or overwhelming despair for the fortunes of my favourite team – not at all. Often blogging becomes tricky when my attentions are focused elsewhere. That…

Predicted Starting XI For Chelsea And General Thoughts.

Morning, folks. Here we are; the morning of the big game; the day of reckoning; the toughest away game of the season; bloody Chelsea. There’s very little positivity from Arsenal fans across the outlets I peruse today. Few see the potential for a result against arguably the most impressive team…

Diaby Is The Answer To All Our Troubles And Pilfering Stan Kroenke.

Morning, folks. Having just this moment completed the arduous trek from my home to Kwik Fit to drop off Clarence (Yes – I have a name for my car. Don’t judge me) it is with a sense of great accomplishment I throw myself into today’s entry. Firstly, I should briefly…